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Title: Your jokes
Post by: Magir on 07-11-2010, 12:14:23
So post whatever jokes you've got and let's keep this civil
Title: Re: Your jokes
Post by: Foxipro on 07-11-2010, 12:17:23
went to the fish and chip shop and asked for fish and chips"fish arnt ready yet","will they be long"? "no"...."they better be fat then"!
Title: Re: Your jokes
Post by: exiax on 07-11-2010, 12:47:41
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The guy askes the doctor, ''What do you think is wrong with me?''

The doctor replied,''I can clearly see you're nuts.''
Title: Re: Your jokes
Post by: psufootball on 07-11-2010, 22:58:54
What did the man say when he walked into the bar?

Ouch!
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Post by: almedajohnson on 06-03-2011, 00:22:59
What did the man say when he walked into the bar?

Ouch!

why??? complete the joke  ;D
Title: Re: Your jokes
Post by: JamesFC on 02-27-2012, 07:34:32
Haha :D awesome thread! You guys really made my day ;)
Title: Re: Your jokes
Post by: vishalesskay on 12-22-2015, 03:06:11
Ghazab Haal Hai Aaj-Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Samne Rehne Wali Pinky To Set Hoti Nahi Aur...
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Friend Request Saale America Rehne Wali Angel Ko Bhejte Hain!

Post Merge: 12-22-2015, 03:07:09

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Title: Re: Your jokes
Post by: marclewis on 12-31-2015, 05:19:07
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Title: Re: Your jokes
Post by: marclewis on 01-15-2016, 01:29:38
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme problem kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nhi

Title: Re: Your jokes
Post by: Grood on 02-15-2017, 07:54:07
How did the woman get over the wall ?.

She had a ladder in her tights.
Title: Re: Your jokes
Post by: graceluke on 06-02-2017, 01:22:20
 >:D My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.