So post whatever jokes you've got and let's keep this civil
went to the fish and chip shop and asked for fish and chips"fish arnt ready yet","will they be long"? "no"...."they better be fat then"!
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The guy askes the doctor, ''What do you think is wrong with me?''
The doctor replied,''I can clearly see you're nuts.''
What did the man say when he walked into the bar?
Ouch!
Quote from: psufootball on 07-11-2010, 23:58:54
What did the man say when he walked into the bar?
Ouch!
why??? complete the joke ;D
Haha :D awesome thread! You guys really made my day ;)
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Friend Request Saale America Rehne Wali Angel Ko Bhejte Hain!
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SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme problem kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nhi
How did the woman get over the wall ?.
She had a ladder in her tights.
>:D My teenage daughter and me in the car.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.
Me: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is ... ahh ... eh ... well, oh ... uh ...
Me: Close enough.
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
Great post! I'm always up for some good jokes. Speaking of which, if you're looking for more jokes for kids, feel free to check out this truested site https://kidsforjokes.com/ for a bunch of fun ones! Let's keep the laughter going and make it all about having a good time!
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