Funniest quote from your favorite books

[corenicles]

Do you like reading books? I do. I like reading thriller, humor, and other kinds of topics. Have you found a sentence that made you laugh out loud during the reading?

Why not share your joy with us. It doesn’t have to be from humor books.

Serious topics may be written in hilarious ways sometimes. You can quote from non-english book. But, please kindly translate it to English, so that everybody can understand.

[seo1234]

"This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!"
Isn't that funny...!!!... lo...l...

[seonew]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

[almedajohnson]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

best one 

[aprilhomer]

"Isang bala ka lang"

-FPJ

[ProClerk]

Nice quotes, I like it!

[JamesFC]

"Isang bala ka lang"

-FPJ

I dont get this :| what does its mean?