need short jokes with unexpected twist

[yortem]

i have facebook page (not english) and i need a few jokes .. examples:

once i saw my dward neighbor waiting for a bus. i told him "jump in, i'll take you home!" but he was angry at me for some reason. so i closed my bag's zipper and kept on walking.

another one:

sometimes when it rains, my little daughter looking at the window with a sad face, sometimes i really think about letting her in the house.

(sorry for bad english)

[mosin jack]

Great jokes, Yortem! 😄 I love the twist in them! If you're looking for more hilarious and unexpected jokes, you might want to check out newbielink:https://allfunnyjokes.com/ [nonactive]. They have a ton of fun ones that can give you some fresh ideas for your page! Keep up the great work, and good luck with your Facebook page! 😊