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Offline MagirTopic starter

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Your jokes
« on: 07-11-2010, 12:14:23 »
So post whatever jokes you've got and let's keep this civil


Offline Foxipro

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Re: Your jokes
« Reply #1 on: 07-11-2010, 12:17:23 »
went to the fish and chip shop and asked for fish and chips"fish arnt ready yet","will they be long"? "no"...."they better be fat then"!

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Re: Your jokes
« Reply #2 on: 07-11-2010, 12:47:41 »
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The guy askes the doctor, ''What do you think is wrong with me?''

The doctor replied,''I can clearly see you're nuts.''

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Re: Your jokes
« Reply #3 on: 07-11-2010, 22:58:54 »
What did the man say when he walked into the bar?

Ouch!

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Re: Your jokes
« Reply #4 on: 06-03-2011, 00:22:59 »
What did the man say when he walked into the bar?

Ouch!

why??? complete the joke  ;D


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Re: Your jokes
« Reply #5 on: 02-27-2012, 07:34:32 »
Haha :D awesome thread! You guys really made my day ;)
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Re: Your jokes
« Reply #6 on: 12-22-2015, 03:06:11 »
Ghazab Haal Hai Aaj-Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Samne Rehne Wali Pinky To Set Hoti Nahi Aur...
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Friend Request Saale America Rehne Wali Angel Ko Bhejte Hain!

Post Merge: 12-22-2015, 03:07:09

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..


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Re: Your jokes
« Reply #7 on: 12-31-2015, 05:19:07 »
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

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Re: Your jokes
« Reply #8 on: 01-15-2016, 01:29:38 »
Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme problem kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nhi

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Re: Your jokes
« Reply #9 on: 02-15-2017, 07:54:07 »
How did the woman get over the wall ?.

She had a ladder in her tights.